Monday, October 30, 2006

As I sip a cup of morning tea (one should never have an afternoon tea before noon at the risk of being labeled a "shhtupid" American, in terms of having your tea, of course), I can't but ponder the question the pagan holiday only one day away begs me to ask: Is the carved out pumpkin face known to us all as Jack O'Lantern any relation to the Irish outdoor chair and table (with matching sun umbrella) set? You know who I mean ... Patty O'Furniture! May your "tricks" be her "treats", and vice versa (add perverted giggle in at this time, thank you). Good luck. Take care. Later, Butch