A woman went through a very difficult pregnancy. When she finally delivered, she was met minutes later with a very serious and concerned doctor. "I'm very sorry, but I've got good news and bad news." "Oh, after all I've been through," exclaimed the woman, "just give me the news straight!" "Well," continued the doctor, "you did not give birth to a baby." He paused to let the woman reflect. "You gave birth to a giant human eyeball." "What?", cried the woman. "Oh, my god, give me the good news." "That is the good news." The woman was confused. "The bad news is... it's blind." Just remember: when you think things are bad, they can always get worse. Hang in there and keep pluggin' away. Hope springs eternal. Cubs 'll get 'em next year. Take care. Later, Butch