Rock and roll is like pasta. Carbs = guitars. While every kind of pasta has carbs, every form of rock music has the guitar as its foundation. If it doesn't have a guitar in there somewhere, you're eating tofu. When thinking of classic rock, taste your basic spaghetti with marinera. Led Zep, with Jimmy Page's leads being that great big juicy meatball. Alfredo fettuccini is your punk/ska flavoring (The Clash, The Police, etc.) Bow ties? Queen. Angel hair, The Eagles. Want something thick? Metallica, AC/DC = lasagne. Now if you're wondering where we come in, it's simple. Have you ever been under the big tent at a Catholic school carnival? The accessible spaghetti dinner created by the working man, Luigi, with the help of a few dads from The Knights of Columbus. That's us. You know what your getting, and while you're at it, why not try to throw the baseball and sink Father Butch in the dunk tank? Come on, gimme yer best shot! Is that all you got? YOU THROW LIKE A GIRL!!! Take care. Later, Butch
P.S. I'll probably be taking Sundays and Holidays off, just so you know.